Are you an alpha or a beta male? Or just a plain old cuck. Looking to hook up with a Becky or a Stacy? Do you enjoy ‘maintaining frame’, ‘mogging’ or do you prefer to stay at home ‘gooning’?

Whatever, as long as your collar bone is the right length and you will go to any length to maximise your looks, you’ll be the right fit for the manosphere.

This beauty regime is not for sissies.

From skin whitening, steroid and methamphetamine use, to bone smashing your face with a hammer or fist, Man O manosphere—the next instalment of the Sloppy how boys broke the world series—welcomes you to the world of ‘looksmaxxing’, MAGA, the manosphere and the perils of ‘maximization’, increasing your sexual market value,  ‘ascending’ and becoming a Chad.